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It’s not all serious…

From his “Glorius” tour, Eddie discusses his love hate relationship with computers and how they will eventually end the world.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done. ~ Andy Rooney

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ~ Emo Philips

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. ~ Joseph Campbell

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. ~ Steve Wozniak

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. ~ Dave Barry

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. ~ Doug Larson

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. ~ Clifford Stoll

I was afraid of the internet… because I couldn’t type. ~ Jack Welch

In the future, computers may weigh no more than 1.5 tonnes. ~ Popular mechanics, 1949

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer. ~ Dan Rather

No one ever said on their deathbed, ‘Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer’. ~ Danielle Berry

The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. ~ Eric Schmidt

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. ~ Mitchell Kapor

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. ~ Dave Barry

I read on the Internet that I was dead. ~ Fiona Apple

The Internet? We are not interested in it ~ Bill Gates, 1993

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